Saturday, November 01, 2003

Littlest Sooner Fan




Rufus is a huge fan of the seven-time national champion Oklahoma Sooners. Ruf has never experienced the pageantry of a game in person nor has he tailgated in Norman but he still manages to get his party on each game day. Rufus takes center stage at game day parties thrown by his parents and always tries to get his drink on despite his parents best efforts to keep him sober. On his most infamous day of debauchery he saddled up to one partygoer and was soon drinking beer straight from the bottle. Later, he discovered a Jack & Coke forgetfully placed on the floor which he quickly devoured. As 10.5 lb dogs don't have much tolerance for alcohol Rufus soon foamed at the mouth, stumbled around and passed out.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember Rufus puttin' the moves on a sofa cushion after an OU game once. As I recall, he was long, strong, and gettin' the friction on.

June 5, 2004 at 12:24 AM  

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